nahri and dara brainrot
I LOVE BED
I still think the single funniest thing about the cybertruck is that it has all those security cameras built in that are set to activate if anyone gets too close to the vehicle...and those cameras need electricity to run, and the cybertruck is a piece of shit that has way less battery life than you'd think, so you can legit just fuck over the owner by just standing near it and doing nothing else.
Like goddamn Elongated Muskrat found a way to let us siphon gas out of a car without even touching it. Fucking incredible.
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I have successfully snuck into the rationalist secret base. The guard heard me slip when I was scaling the fence, but muttered that one piece of evidence doesn't overturn the low probability of intruders and didn't look for me. Then I slipped again when climbing down the other side of the fence, but he chuckled about the frequency illusion and didn't even turn around.
the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)
Mine says 16 notes but I just need to know what possessed all of the bots. Someone help them
He/They trans & agender 🪰 20' still alive(?)
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