Thegenderlesswiththistledownhair - Guys (gn) I Finally Watched Arcane!

What if instead of bud light it was called bug's life. Can we discuss this further?

Forced to learn how tumblr works because quotev has officially killed itself ☹️ (please tell me terms and stuff i should know) (and explain it like youre talking to your mom about your favorite media)

just a taste

Maybe yours doesn't

A whip made from a human spine

When you were brought to Camp Half-Blood, you were told that one of your parents is a Greek god or goddess. You were supposed to be claimed as soon as you got to Camp, but you weren’t. When you’re finally claimed at the bonfire, your godly parent is not what people expect.

one of my favourite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably”

i dont want kids ever but i cant deny it wouild be practical to have a baby around. like if you got grease on your hands you could just wjpe it off on baby lol. buttttt i geuss thats what pets are for

If i die in ny aleep my message to da world is

Thank you women and-

*sees a bug outside my window*