When I'm On My Deathbed: I Should Have Booped More

rubbing my penis

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

Guys, I made my sibling obsessed with arcane by yapping about sevika

Anyways they spent the last few days drawing a bunch of different characters and LOOK

THEY DREW ME WITH SEVIKA

I GOT A PERSONALIZED PICTURE WITH MY WIFE

just a taste

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.

What if instead of bud light it was called bug's life. Can we discuss this further?