"if You Ship This Thing It's Because You're Too Naïve To Understand That It's Toxic And That You Wouldn't

I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand (x)

I fucking can't with this lyric

today i took diced green peppers, seasoned them with salt and fresh black pepper and baked it at 8000 degrees for 22 hours. i make this whenever i want pile of smoldering ash.

Most ironic photos

Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

Have u considered letting it lick your eyelids

cats get so personally offended that I don't want my eyelids rubbed with sandpaper

made this with tears still drying on my face

If I could kill a bus I would