Sherlock Holmes Modern Adaptation But The Main Characters (Sherlock, Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Irene Adler,

Ambergris, baby boy 🐳

“we can’t be together, my love. for i am cursed to be a basketball dracula forever” said basketball dracula as he leapt into a solemn slam dunk from half court. his lover cried immediately

bodies should never ever hurt when i’m trying to sleep. like girl literally just turn off. that’s enough

Need me a character who:

1. Believes forgiveness is good but not necessary 

2. Forgiveness is a privilege, not a right. It is not owed to you

3. Even if someone is genuinely sorry and is trying to do better, you can accept their apology and still not forgive them.

4. It is valid to be angry and act angry but doesn’t let it control them.

5. They can do bad and morally wrong things and still be a good person/hero.

6. Knows the difference between calming down and relaxing.

7. Anger is a human emotion and is okay to feel.

8. Being upset and angry is what sets boundaries and show that you are not willing to put up with certain behavior.

I’m not asking my ancestors for guidance they were homophobic and had no respect for workplace safety

Geto: People say "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" about the stupidest things I've ever heard. If you wouldn't wish one day of food poisoning on your worst enemies, you don't have enemies.

If I could kill a bus I would

can someone more talented than me please do something with this. please. draw something. please. it's literally them

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning