You're Obviously Lying About Being Intersex. I Saw That Picture Of Your Eyes And You Look Like A Normal

one of my favourite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably”

What the hell is this chat name lmaooo

when i'm on my deathbed: i should have booped more

A Dark Souls-like game where the lore for a weapon gets less vague the more you upgrade it. Broken Blade: A brittle sword. You can’t seem to let it go. Unpolished Blade: A cherished weapon from ages past. Polished Blade: You remember something. Bride’s Blade: Your wife’s sword.

Most of the obey me fandom

Daniel Molloy

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’