If Anyone Over Here Is Reading My Fnc Soulmate Fic Just Want Yall To Know I’m Not Dead Just Busy. Ya

guys me and best friend, @psyche-hero, organically made a new meme formate bc we are the coolest people alive

Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.

me when someone who has been nice to me every single time we've interacted is nice to me:

omg... you dont hate me?....

:(

Am I (17f) the asshole for being god’s gift to earth and the rest of you losers (16m and 15m) being basic jealous hoes????

Y’all. You guys. I’m sobbing over this lyric from I can’t help but wonder

“Used to say I’d capture wind and sky for you”

Because like. HE LITERALLY DID! HE CAPTURED A STORM & HARNESSED THE WINDS THEMSELVES TO GET BACK HOME! I AM FUCKING ILL

Remember?? Bitch I ruined so many outfits

remember 2018 when ppl said that cuffing your jeans was related to being bisexual

picture this - you’re in the boys locker room, it’s a lock down drill, everyone is so very silent and right now your STOMACH ANNOUNCES TO THE WHOLE WORLD YOU DIDNT EAT BREAKFAST

Pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for destiel fanfiction

So I help teach Sunday school to kindergarteners at my church and I just wanna know WHICH ONE OF YALLS ICE SKATER AU FANART MADE IT INTO A GAME ABOUT MAKING GOOD CHOICES ?????

for reference this was the fanart