Me, externally: Time to turn right to get to my destination
Me, internally: take a sharp left and yeet that ho off the road
Me @ Arthur Pendragon, every single episode : Oh hun, at least you’re pretty.
not to be controversial or anything but you’re the only friend i have and i couldn’t bear to lose you
Legitly just cried bc its ten at night and I have spent twenty minutes trying to email a teacher in such away that she knows that I don’t expect any credit from my late work, but that I am going to turn it in anyway, because I care more about what my teachers think about me than my actual grades.
me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please
a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself
Arthur: Maybe my father was wrong. Maybe sorcery isn’t all evil. Don’t you have anything to say about magic, Merlin?
Merlin:
This is no longer relevant but my point still stands.
Dan and Phil are both gay, but they are not attracted to each other? What if only one of them is gay. What if one of them is bi? What if one of them is asexual? What would the Phandom do, then?
malfoy and ginny
and they bond over it
so which hp character is a kpop stan guys because my money is on malfoy
"the knights of the round table" did you mean merlin and his troupe of depressed gay orphans with swords