Legitly Just Cried Bc Its Ten At Night And I Have Spent Twenty Minutes Trying To Email A Teacher In Such

Me @ Arthur Pendragon, every single episode : Oh hun, at least you’re pretty.

Ah yes, my mistake.

This is no longer relevant but my point still stands.

What if

Dan and Phil are both gay, but they are not attracted to each other? What if only one of them is gay. What if one of them is bi? What if one of them is asexual? What would the Phandom do, then? 

When I saw Paget Brewster with that haircut, I felt really gay.

Get to Know Me (pegscrter edition) romantic pairings (3/7) | dentiss (ian doyle & emily prentiss)

What do you want?… You… Not today. Don’t worry about that. But soon… I’ve got a Glock leveled at your crotch. What’s to stop me from taking you and the little ones out right now?

me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

Oof

i’d like to think that if merlin ever told arthur about the time morgana stole his magic, arthur would immediately spring into protective mode and be like “okay i’m gonna teach you how to swordfight,” and merlin is like, “why?” and arthur just looks down and back up at him, “so you never have to feel that helpless again,”

and on the first day, danny devito said “gay rights”

I have, once again, stepped into the shower with socks on. Please explain to me how I am, in any way, intelligent.

I feel like I would be a lot happier if I got lip injections and lost thirty pounds