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Legend:Y/n- Your name

MARVEL

Y/n and Loki: *Having a Pokemon battle*

Loki: You should just give up puny mortal! I have the upper hand and I shall sucee-WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?!

Y/n: Use a full restore :>

Loki: THATS NOT FAIR!!!

Y/n: I’m sorry Loki, I wanted to win.

Loki: So did I. *Pulls out knives*

Hi!! As I mentioned, I’m here to to hear some of your Batfam headcanons :)

Idk if these are actually canon and these are the only ones I can think of atm 💀

Bruce cannot cook to save his life

Damian is at maximum animal limit

Bruce is at maximum adoption limit

The only reason they haven't disobeyed that is because Alfred was the one that put it up

Jason has autopsy scars

Everyone dreads when Dick is in the shower because they KNOW it will take a long time

Bruce has the dad snore and sneeze

Each of them have different bat signals

Reblog if your page is a safe space for anyone of any nationality and ethnicity.

Reblog if your page is a safe space for anyone in the LGBTQ+ community.

Reblog if your page is a safe space for anyone with a disability or disorder.

Reblog if your page is a safe space for anyone who has experienced or is experiencing trauma.

Reblog if your page is a safe space.

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

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Legend: Y/n- your name, L/n- last name, F/d- favorite drink, P/n- pet name, A/p- animal you have as a pet.

𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕧𝕖𝕝

(With slight AoS)

Y/n:*Looking at Goose* Awwwwww.... Look at this little kittyyyy...... Isn't she the cutest!!!

Nick: Ms/Mr.L/n that is not a kitty!!! Do not pet it!

Y/n: But it looks so cute though....

Daisy: Exactly just let them pet it.

Nick: It swallowed an Infinity Stone the last time I saw it!

Y/n: So... Is that a yes?

❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎

Random Villain: Give me all your money!!

Y/n: *sipping F/d* Let's see if you find any. Go on, I'll wait.

Random Villain: Ok then um.... Then give me that A/p-

Y/n: *Has already yeeted them to the sun* NOBODY TOUCHES MY BABY!!

𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎

Dr.Strange: *Accidentally casted a spell that makes animals talk* If something were to happen to you your parent would kill me.

P/n: My parent is on a field trip, with no knowledge of the situation.

Dr. Strange: I'm pretty sure that won't stop them.....

᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎

(I know this is a little late but. If Thor was in Civil War) (Also you will understand this better of you know Pokemon)

Tony and Steve (Groudon and Kyogre):

*Tries to beat each other but is just creating chaos*

Thor (Rayquaza): *In Asgard/space* *Sees them* Those mother- *Goes down to them*

Tony and Steve (Groudon and Kyogre): *Is still fighting*

Thor (Rayquaza): *Arrives* OI STOP IT!!

♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎

𝔹ℕℍ𝔸/𝕄ℍ𝔸

Y/n: Welcome to Applebees!! Would you the apples or the bees?

Overhaul: Wait... What? Bees?

Y/n: HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEES!!!

Mirio, Izuku and All Might: *Running towards Overhaul at full speed while shaking jars of bees*

Overhaul: WaIt!!

⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎

LoV: *attacks Class 1-A*

Someone: *Running towards them*

Toga: *Notices them* Who's that running ?

Shigaraki: *Looks* Its just L/n..

Dabi: *Sees someone else* Who's that behind them?

Shigaraki: *Looks again* Its just Eraserhead...

Toga: Shouldn't we retreat? They both are intimidating.

Shigaraki: What other harm could they do? They're outnumbered.

Kurogiri: They both look like they're going to kill someone...

Shigaraki: oH sHi-

༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎

Y/n and Izuku: *On a dinner date*

Y/n: Wait.....

Izuku: What is it L/n chan/kun?

Y/n: Is that All Might?

Izuku: *Looks*

All Might: Um.... Who's All Might??

All Might: I'm All Fight

Y/n:........

Izuku:......

Aizawa: *Was forced to come* *mumbles* You idiot...

☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎

Y/n: I'm an idiot.

Bakugo:......

Y/n:.....

Bakugo: If you're waiting for me to disagree, it's gonna be a long night.

𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎

All Might: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a villain.

Class 1a: *Nods understandingly*

All Might: Ms/Mr. L/n, you're 1st.

Y/n: *Walks towards All Might*

All Might: Surrender now if you want to live!!

Y/n: Bold of you to assume I want to live so..... *activates their quirk* Come at me B***h.

Class 1a and All Might:....

Momo: *concerned* L/n chan/kun, are you alright??

Out of all the opportunities my brain could have had a writer’s block- why now :’)) 

PLEASE DON’T SCROLL

even if you only reblog, that’s enough

1st of February, 2021

i was debating on whether or not i should post this on tumblr but seeing as there haven’t been posts about this yet, here it is. i’m exposing my real location and nationality but it doesn’t matter.

if you have been active on twitter, you may already know #savemyanmar is trending. long story short, there has been a military coup. several nations have released statements but i want to share insight on what’s happening in the country.

memes about a coup have been circulating around for a couple days and when i slept at 2 am last night, we were still under the rule of the National League for Democracy (NLD). while they are not technically democratic, they are the closest we’ve got. when my mother woke up at 6 this morning, she was notified that the country was now under the rule of the military.

banks services are no longer available. wifi was cut at around 7-8. some people got wifi again earlier but many got it barely thirty minutes ago. this is bad for businesses especially ones that require international communications. additionally, international students like myself are experiencing anxiety; how do we pay for and attend classes if we’re not sure wifi is a given?

myanmar has a long, complicated history with military governments. the last time the military went into rule was in 1962 and only stopped in 2011, following the 2010 elections. there was a huge protest in 1988 lead by students that resulted in lots of death. during the military junta, resources like rice, water, oil, were scarce. the gist is military rule is bad for us.

all of my followers are not myanmar citizens, i’m sure but as part of the international community, please help us. here is a petition that you can sign (although i’m not sure if that can do much). there may be protests in front of myanmar embassies so look out for those. most of all, please help spread awareness. 

the people here are coping with dark humor, primarily in the form of memes but we don’t know how long this rule will last, even though the official statement said only a year. here’s something that pretty much sums up our coping mechanism:

again, even a reblog helps

update :: all telecommunication means will be cut off at 12 am MMT

Idk if I should call what I'm about to do a heavy renovation or just a theme change

Tysm for the tag!!

Time: 8:11 am

Relationships status: single irl but mentally taken by fictional characters

Favourite colour: light blue

Favourite food: Garlic Bread ig? I can never go wrong with that

Song stuck in my head: Don’t Blame me by Taylor Swift

Last thing I googled: Wordle. I just find it a good way to kill a short amount of time

Dream trip: A world around tour with my friends

Something I want to do right now: Watch Multiverse of Madness because I know that’ll make me regain my creativity and wait for the school year to end

Open tag!

tagged by @halloweenkills :)

time: 7:53 am

relationship status: single

fav color(s): black and red

fav food: uhh idk. rn pad thai probably

song(s) stuck in my head: actually no idea it’s a very simple looping melody that i don’t think is any actual song. but i woke up with “the bard’s song” by blind guardian in my head

last thing i googled: copper ii sulfate

dream trip: bahamas! for pirate reasons

something i want rn: energy and motivation for doing like. anything

i tag @rouletteroad @dekirvs @dalloweenmp3 @sanguine-spades @gingerhastoomanyobsessions @superiorthirst

THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT