Legend: Y/n- your name, L/n- last name, F/d- favorite drink, P/n- pet name, A/p- animal you have as a pet.
Y/n:*Looking at Goose* Awwwwww.... Look at this little kittyyyy...... Isn't she the cutest!!!
Nick: Ms/Mr.L/n that is not a kitty!!! Do not pet it!
Y/n: But it looks so cute though....
Daisy: Exactly just let them pet it.
Nick: It swallowed an Infinity Stone the last time I saw it!
Y/n: So... Is that a yes?
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Random Villain: Give me all your money!!
Y/n: *sipping F/d* Let's see if you find any. Go on, I'll wait.
Random Villain: Ok then um.... Then give me that A/p-
Y/n: *Has already yeeted them to the sun* NOBODY TOUCHES MY BABY!!
𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎
Dr.Strange: *Accidentally casted a spell that makes animals talk* If something were to happen to you your parent would kill me.
P/n: My parent is on a field trip, with no knowledge of the situation.
Dr. Strange: I'm pretty sure that won't stop them.....
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Tony and Steve (Groudon and Kyogre):
*Tries to beat each other but is just creating chaos*
Thor (Rayquaza): *In Asgard/space* *Sees them* Those mother- *Goes down to them*
Tony and Steve (Groudon and Kyogre): *Is still fighting*
Thor (Rayquaza): *Arrives* OI STOP IT!!
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𝔹ℕℍ𝔸/𝕄ℍ𝔸
Y/n: Welcome to Applebees!! Would you the apples or the bees?
Overhaul: Wait... What? Bees?
Y/n: HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEES!!!
Mirio, Izuku and All Might: *Running towards Overhaul at full speed while shaking jars of bees*
Overhaul: WaIt!!
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LoV: *attacks Class 1-A*
Someone: *Running towards them*
Toga: *Notices them* Who's that running ?
Shigaraki: *Looks* Its just L/n..
Dabi: *Sees someone else* Who's that behind them?
Shigaraki: *Looks again* Its just Eraserhead...
Toga: Shouldn't we retreat? They both are intimidating.
Shigaraki: What other harm could they do? They're outnumbered.
Kurogiri: They both look like they're going to kill someone...
Shigaraki: oH sHi-
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Y/n and Izuku: *On a dinner date*
Y/n: Wait.....
Izuku: What is it L/n chan/kun?
Y/n: Is that All Might?
Izuku: *Looks*
All Might: Um.... Who's All Might??
All Might: I'm All Fight
Y/n:........
Izuku:......
Aizawa: *Was forced to come* *mumbles* You idiot...
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Y/n: I'm an idiot.
Bakugo:......
Y/n:.....
Bakugo: If you're waiting for me to disagree, it's gonna be a long night.
𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎
All Might: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a villain.
Class 1a: *Nods understandingly*
All Might: Ms/Mr. L/n, you're 1st.
Y/n: *Walks towards All Might*
All Might: Surrender now if you want to live!!
Y/n: Bold of you to assume I want to live so..... *activates their quirk* Come at me B***h.
Class 1a and All Might:....
Momo: *concerned* L/n chan/kun, are you alright??
I get that! Sometimes they're written as just plain chaotic but other times a really angsty dysfunctional way.
Go a head! They're probably not too unique tho. Also tru 😭
Holy hell It been a while since I entered your ask box- I see that you've taken interest in the batfam 👀
Hi, omg, it’s been a while! How are you?
And yes, I saw some panels on my dash from Wayne Family Adventures and. Well. Here we are 😂 I’m having a good time though, this is a wonderful fandom. I didn’t know you enjoyed it as well?
Legend: Y/n- your name, L/n- Last name
Bruce: * Sighs* Y/n, if your friends were to jump off a cliff would you jump too?
Y/n: With all due respect Bruce, my mother gave birth to a leader a hero and a dumbass, I would be the 1st to jump off that f******g cliff.
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Peter: Mr. Thor? Y/n isn't talking to me and isn't coming out of their room.
Thor: Just say something mildly offensive.
Y/n: *busts down their door* DiD yOu JuSt SaY uNcLe LoKi Is AnD wIlL alWaYs Be A vIlLain?!!
Thor: I didn't mean THAT offensive!!
𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎
𝔹ℕℍ𝔸/𝕄ℍ𝔸
This is a lot more
Kirishima: Just act mature.
Kaminari: Mature…. got it..
Y/n: So… what do you like to do for fun?
Kaminari: *In a deep and serious voice* Taxes….
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Shinso: When we get murdered, can you guys make sure we're an unsolved case?
Midoriya: WhAt?!!
Y/n: We wanna be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Iida: Can we get back to the part where he said " when we get murdered"?
Todoroki: Can I join?
𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎
Iida: Are we in trouble?
Aizawa: Take a guess.
Iida,L/n, Midoriya,Kirishima,Todoroki,Yaoyorozu:No?
Aizawa: Take another guess.
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Y/n: I don't have any siblings.
Eri: Those are wise words for someone in hugging range Ms/Mr. L/n 🤗
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Y/n: 𝚆𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚘 𝚘𝚗 𝚊 𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚎?
Tokoyami: *𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜* 𝙰𝚖 𝙸 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 ??
Y/n: 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚝 3𝙿𝙼. 😊
Dark shadow: *Laughs*
☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎
Midoriya: *bursts in the room* I need your help… I can't tell you who it is but we're gonna kill some people
Y/n:
Mirio:
Mirio: *Brings out keys* So whose car are we gonna take…….
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
I was actually contemplating on if I like Avengers or Captain America and the Winter Soldier more- Nat basically carried the movie for me. I didn't pick Captain America and the Winter Soldier because my dumbass didn't know who Bucky was when I watched it in theaters. While in Avengers I was able to know who those people were and enjoy the movie and didn't think "Who's that?"
I remember saying something about her spine snapping and thats why her nose bled. I'm still sticking to that now.
Hiya! Out of curiosity: which Marvel movie is your favourite?
Hi! It's kinda basic but "The Avengers". It's the thing that really got me into Marvel so it holds a special place in my heart. I normally don't like watching a movie on repeat but this is an exception.
If non mcu movies count then TASM 2. Seen it in theaters and actually liked it. Peter and Gwen really raised my standards for love and its still evident now 💀. I think the shot of Gwen falling was my bi awakening- she just looked so- JAJSHSJAJKA. It was the 1st movie that I actually remember processing it easily- I was kinda young when I watched both of the movies and TASM 2 was the 1st ever movie that didn't make me think "What was happening" instead its "Did she just die-". I also remember discussing with my siblings what actually killed Gwen.
Legend: Y/n- Your name
Y/n:*Distressed* People at school are calling me the Jon Snow of our family.
Shinso:..... I'll be right back.
Y/n: Oh,ok
Shinso: *Comes back with Mr.Aizawa and Present Mic ready to beat someone up* Who?!
Y/n:...... uh-
Present Mic: DoN't Be ShY sAy ThErE nAmEs!
Hi!! As I mentioned, I’m here to to hear some of your Batfam headcanons :)
Idk if these are actually canon and these are the only ones I can think of atm 💀
Bruce cannot cook to save his life
Damian is at maximum animal limit
Bruce is at maximum adoption limit
The only reason they haven't disobeyed that is because Alfred was the one that put it up
Jason has autopsy scars
Everyone dreads when Dick is in the shower because they KNOW it will take a long time
Bruce has the dad snore and sneeze
Each of them have different bat signals
Legend:Y/n- Your name
MARVEL
Y/n and Loki: *Having a Pokemon battle*
Loki: You should just give up puny mortal! I have the upper hand and I shall sucee-WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?!
Y/n: Use a full restore :>
Loki: THATS NOT FAIR!!!
Y/n: I’m sorry Loki, I wanted to win.
Loki: So did I. *Pulls out knives*
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