Kit: when we have a daughter we should name her Lizard and call her liz and people would be like "oh, is that short for Elizabeth?" and she'll have to say "no, my name is lizard."
Ty: you are officially never allowed to touch a birth certificate
Ty:
Ty: and since when are we having a daughter?
Jace and Clary seeing young Shadowhunters breaking the Clave's bad laws.
The moment you realize they're talking about Raphael
Chain of Iron spoiler but I give you no context
(((( COI EXCERPT SPOILERS )))))))
t o r t u r i n g m e n
Tessa: You shouldn’t be using a straw.
Lucie and Will: We know, it’s bad for the environment.
James: No, it’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti.
Mark is confuses about almost everything but his sexuality and that’s fucking funny.
Sweater Weather is Kit and Ty's song and no one can deny it. Kit blasting it in Devon and crying and trying to get over Ty and even later when theyve made up and they're together Ty plays it quietly in his headphones and I just-
This is so terrible I love it
Raziel: Did you give Johnny Rook the bison as I told?
Angel: Wait, what?
Raziel: The bison, so that he can shoot it and get his anger issues out…?
Angel: The bi son…
Raziel: The bison…
Angel: Bi son
Raziel: B i s o n
Angel: B i - S o n
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