Spot: Will I Ever Stop Being A Sarcastic Asshole? Find Out On The Next Episode Of “I Think The Fuck

honestly, we should've known andrew was fast before tsc. when riko appears on kathy's show, neil sees andrew being held back. but the important piece of information is the reason neil looked in the first place. he heard a crash. presumably this sound came from renee sitting on andrew, which would really only cause a sound if he was already in the process of getting up. andrew minyard clocked riko faster than anyone and was already moving before anyone else could react.

gay men who don’t acknowledge trans men as actual men

Spot the difference: impossible addition

Jack: You guys better eat healthy tonight, we have a rally tomorrow.

Race: *literally shoving sugar packets from the table so they can eat them later* Ok

Jack: Boys, what are you doing?

Albert: *opening up a sugar packet and emptying the contents into his mouth like a king being fed grapes, muffled around the gross amounts of sugar* Ignoring you.

Les: *sneaking into the house wearing a large coat*

Davey: What’s in the coat?

Les’ coat: *meows*

Les: Drugs.

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

I love seeing a meme and being like oh, tumblrs going to love this one

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