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Jack: I've got step by step instructions on leading Manhattan under my bed. Even a monkey could follow it.

Davey looking at Race shoving pretzel sticks up his nose: Good cause we got one of those.

*At the doctor’s office*

Romeo: Any news?

Doctor: Just waiting for your x-ray.

Romeo: But I’ve never dated anyone named ray.

Doctor:

Doctor: And we might do a brain scan as well.

Davey: Did you finish the last of the powdered doughnuts?

Spot *mouth full*: No

Davey: What’s on your face

Spot: Cocaine

*at the beach*

Smalls: There’s heterosexual glitter everywhere!

Specs: Heterosexual gli- you mean sand?

Can they flirt, aftg edition

Andrew: can but hates it. Makes him feel desperate. Also the man of his dreams registered none of it and literally only responded to Andrew being a weirdo so clearly it's all a scam.

Dan: yes, but can't see it as more than an act for when you want to get into someone's pants. Makes life hell for Matt before they start dating. Makes life *very fun* once they do.

Allison: absolutely. Does not respect any man who falls for it.

Matt: learned from watching guys try to flirt with his mom and her boxing friends, so his tactics are somewhat...demographically skewed. Eats shit when trying to romance Dan.

Aaron: Contrary to what second-hand accounts may tell us, this man is oozing charisma. Med student jock who goes to therapy, it's the whole package. If he were nine inches taller he would be the main character.

Nicky: bagged a man with high school-level grasp of his language. Raised two teens on a bartender salary. The results speak for themselves.

Kevin: nope. This man is fake as hell, star factor is doing alllllll the heavy lifting here. Unless you're as obsessed with exy as he is, in which case you're liable to confuse his attention *on* you with attention *to* you. Many have fallen victim to this effect. There is no support group.

Seth: chernobyl-level "you could fix me" aura

Renee: you're not sure if she's flirting or just being nice. Your friends are no help. Her friends seem to have a monetary incentive in the answer and can't be trusted. Your best shot might literally be praying for mercy.

Neil: ITS A TRAP HE'S STEALING YOUR WALLET

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So my neighbor, a cute little 10 year old, decided that she wanted to know why I hyped up newsies so much. And so, we watched it. And I realized that a 10 year old is so extremely extra. Here are some of the things that have happened since watching livesies.

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Me: *sitting on the hammock texting*

Her: *for 26 minutes straight* I wanna watch the crutchie musical!!!!! Play the crutchie musical!!!!!! CRUTCHIE!!!!!!

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Me: I love dutchy so much, even though he doesn't get enough screentime or love

Her: *from across the street* CRUTCHIE?!?!?!

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Her: sing the crutchie song!!!

Me: sings letter to the refuge while trying not to cry every time

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Who knew this cute little girl could be so demanding

*Race, Albert, and Jojo outside of the Brooklyn lodge*

Jojo: This is a bad idea, we shouldn’t have come here without asking.

Race: It’s fine.

Albert: Yeah, haven’t you heard of safety in numbers?

Jojo: There’s also death in numbers Albert! It’s called a massacre!