She Balled So Hard They Banned Her From Ballin.

Fun Fact!

Sometimes my owner will hold me above their head and run around so I fly.

that horse drawing meme but its falin

oh god now he's reminding me of my own dad.

She didn’t knowwww….

mood

LET ME PLAY!!!!

I feel the need to add that the prefix Al (as in Al-quds) just means the

i feel the need to reiterate that "hamas" also happens to be a regular arabic word that means "fervour", "excitement" or "passion" because i feel like in some time we'll start seeing arabs being "called out" because someone heard them speak the word

fast boy

A villager came to me begging for help. Something about his crops failing due to lack of rain—honestly, I wasn’t paying attention. I leaned on my staff and asked, “What are you willing to pay?”

He paled, stammering something about not having much, his hands fumbling nervously. I let him sweat for a moment, then waved him off with a laugh.

“Relax,” I said, “this one’s on the house.”

And so it rained. Not on the fields, of course—just on his roof. Heavy, relentless, endless. His crops remain bone dry. The roof, however, has never looked wetter.

you're not as funny as you think you are. also, your orb desperately needs pondering, your wizard robes were clearly woven with light from a waning moon, your curly and tangled white beard only extends to waist (which is NOT cinched by a tasteful weathered rope), your physical appearance merely resembles a youth in their late seventies, etc.