That-fay-fucker - Some-fay-fucker

A villager came to me begging for help. Something about his crops failing due to lack of rain—honestly, I wasn’t paying attention. I leaned on my staff and asked, “What are you willing to pay?”

He paled, stammering something about not having much, his hands fumbling nervously. I let him sweat for a moment, then waved him off with a laugh.

“Relax,” I said, “this one’s on the house.”

And so it rained. Not on the fields, of course—just on his roof. Heavy, relentless, endless. His crops remain bone dry. The roof, however, has never looked wetter.

this is a presumption here, but there really isn't any other way of getting to that image, so why, why by anything you hold hallow, Are you looking through Laios porn?

the laios effect

He’s come so far :’)

you're not as funny as you think you are. also, your orb desperately needs pondering, your wizard robes were clearly woven with light from a waning moon, your curly and tangled white beard only extends to waist (which is NOT cinched by a tasteful weathered rope), your physical appearance merely resembles a youth in their late seventies, etc.

awww, they make each other worse.

"Heheh I'm gonna put you into a meatgrinder"

AU'S BY @sm-baby and @hootbon GRHAHHHHH explodes

Please god have mercy drawing this felt like the rolling a ball uphill meme

Love them tho

𒅆𒈽 𒅆𒌨𒀊𒃲𒅆𒁳𒈾𒆕𒀀

𒅆𒈽 𒅆𒌨𒀊𒃲𒅆𒁳𒈾𒆕𒀀

Yuri nation unite Hi im new on here and i rarely draw fanart but if you like my style follow me tee hee