So Your Eyes Are Not Purple? I Mean That's Fine Of Course, But I Liked To Think There's Some Kind Of

🐝 bumbles and daisies 🌼

Okay lemme guess most of your bathrobes are some shade of red or purple?

Most of them are violet, black, burgundy, deep blue or lavender. So yeah, you were pretty much in the ballpark.

Goodnight world.

FLOWER BOYS 🌻

>↳ 20/∞

(cr. namuspromised)

Peony Princess gown and dresses  by Teuta Matoshi

So cool!

#gettinganewcanesoon 🎩

Steak kabobs

I mean this upmost serious:

Could you record yourself reading some book?

My dear man, you could read a dictionary and it would sound heavenly.

Of course! What book would you like me to read? I was thinking Charlotte's Web as I happen to like that book.

What's your favorite food at McDonald's?

I thought we've been over this? Aren't you the same girl who suggested I build a McDonald's in my factory? I don't think you understand how unhealthy their "food" is, and I use the term loosely because it isn't food fit for human consumption. It's 40% pink paste, 20% GMOs and 40% human DNA. And it makes you overweight.

Do I look like I eat McDonald's to you? That photo alone is giving me heartburn.

Lmfaooooo y'all better leave this man dafuq alone

I wanna touch you in ways that are too inappropriate to say 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

I see...

And I'd prefer it if you kept your dirty fantasies and your sticky little fingers to yourself, 'kay?