What's Your Favorite Food At McDonald's?

That's so random hahahaha 🤣😂😂🤣

What are some things that piss you off?

Wet socks, off brand chocolate, liars, snobby kids, thieves, copy cats, cold coffee, trends, whangdoodles, Edward's associates (Joyce), chewing gum, uncleanliness, mouth breathers, cigarettes and soggy bread.

Just to name a few, of course.

Oop lmao

@wilburwonkasblog Some awfully and recently constructed tumblr (maybe bot?) page promoting dentistry products and healthcare was following me and now they've mysteriously disappeared! I only noticed because they were selling dentist related stuff, and you know how I feel about that stuff. I hope that I can trust it wasn't you, no, you wouldn't do that. Especially not now?

MILLENNIALS, GEN Z, I’d like to make a proposal; if you were raised (more like razed lol) by Boomers/Gen X, it’s pretty obvious by now that MOST OF OUR PARENTS SUCKED ASS. They were jerks, and they did nothing but mock and criticize us 24/7. We need to take a stand and break that cycle. And we can do this by Radically and Unconditionally Loving generation Alpha. We will be everything our parents weren’t: patient, compassionate, present, and affectionate. We’ll make sure they never have the inner void that eats us everyday.

Just to clean me brain up because I definitely lost the red string:

What did happen for ppl to assume u and tis lady dating

They think we're dating because we chat and cook together often, but it's really not that big of a deal. The teasing will die down eventually.

What do you like to eat besides candy. I’ve always wondered if you ever ate anything besides sweets 👀

Surely you didn't assume that I eat candy for every meal, my dear?

I enjoy steak, fish and vegetables quite often. Turkey, stuffing and cranberry sauce are a favorite. Tropical fruits too. Oh, and popcorn! Except that's kind of a hassle to eat, those little kernels can be so darn annoying!

But can you imagine the state my health would be in if I ate candy every day? That's a horrible idea.

It's Willy Wonka though lmao

Your page growing fast af. One of your posts from bout 2 days ago got 90 something notes already wtf 😂😂🤣

I don't know! But that's magnificent!

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here’s some fairy dust to everyone who is struggling with problems but trying their best to stay soft-hearted and determined ✩

I got sunburned :(

Ouch. Put some ointment on that and you'll be fine.

Wisconsin bacon butter burger

“If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.”

— Anatole France