Imagine being a vampire living in one of the castles Claudia and Louis searched. You’re in the middle of your decades long nap, and suddenly there’s some random teenage girl throwing the lid of your coffin open and firing question after question in your language (albeit broken and heavily accented) while a man that’s visibly teetering on the edge of his sanity awkwardly stands behind her.
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This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.
In honor of the new Elden Ring dlc 🩵🌙💍
I don’t understand how they make slashers so fucking hot and expect us, mentally ill hoes to not wanting to get railed by them until we can’t walk and talk??? Like sorry some of us have mask kink and wanna get degraded?????
episode 6 really shook me. He just… doesn’t remember and now we won’t find out what’s going on. And the lady who was stuffed herself and her son and the D on yellow guy’s top and the gravestone saying David and the mirror and the stairs and floors and the dead old teachers and the replacement ducks and the book and THAT STUPID SHREDDER
so all in all i have a lot of thoughts and none of them are making sense right now
i was raised in a sewer radahn
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I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favourite