This Child Who Came To My House Tonight Is Literally The Funniest Human Being On The Planet. She Complimented

This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.

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2 years ago

HEAR ME OUT GUYS-

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tanuki-tsuki

2 years ago

episode 6 really shook me. He just… doesn’t remember and now we won’t find out what’s going on. And the lady who was stuffed herself and her son and the D on yellow guy’s top and the gravestone saying David and the mirror and the stairs and floors and the dead old teachers and the replacement ducks and the book and THAT STUPID SHREDDER

so all in all i have a lot of thoughts and none of them are making sense right now

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10 months ago

I love tumblr

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2 years ago

He was a pain in the ass in the other routes I’m not ready lie😭😭

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2 years ago

rise and shine, whores. there's blasphemy and legs to spread.

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tanuki-tsuki

2 years ago

The lads bc I've been working on so much writing as of late and "book 1" of BITE is complete so I'm excited woo yeeah (unrelated update also below)

im also making progress on my trio as well, they got flat colors done now cheers Morgott, again, took the longest lol Eleina is like 3 layers. Skin, Clothing, hair, while lancer n morgott both got a min of 10 layers for their stuff

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tanuki-tsuki

2 years ago

People online: You can’t like the grabber! He’s like 50 and literally kidnaps people!

Me:

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tanuki-tsuki

2 years ago

why did God give me these battles (getting dressed and leaving the house)

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tanuki-tsuki

2 years ago

I’m Initiating A New Ghestie And Tried To Find A Quick Guide To The Papas For Her, But Since I Couldn’t,

I’m initiating a new ghestie and tried to find a quick guide to the Papas for her, but since I couldn’t, I made it myself. Hopefully it helps others too 🫶🏻

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