Delia Seeing Jessie Eat Snow?

DOCTOR MORROCCO!?!?!?

what are your adjectives? mine are loud/weird

sardonic/conceited

Sir pentious got the girl and went to heaven he stays winning

JEEEEEEFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

A priest and rabbi are sitting on an airline next to each other 

The stewardess brings out their meals, the priest a pork dinner, and the rabbi a salad.

The priest turns to the rabbi and says “can I ask you a question?” the rabbi nods. The priest asks “you don’t eat pork correct?” The rabbi says “no it is forbidden in Leviticus. An animal must have split hooves and chew it’s cud to be kosher. A pig doesn’t qualify.” The priest asks “but have you ever tried it?” The rabbi says “yes, I must confess I did. In my younger days, before I was religious, I was somewhat rebellious I did try pork.”

The rabbi asks the priest “can I ask you a question?” the priest nods. The rabbi says “you can’t have sex, right?” The priest says “no. We must have undivided attention to God and not let marriage or sex cloud that focus so we agree to celibacy.” The rabbi says “but did you ever?” The priest says “yes, I must confess I did. In my younger days, before I considered being a priest I was a bit wild and did experience the pleasure of a woman’s flesh.” After a brief pause the rabbi says “beats a fucking ham sandwich, doesn’t it?”

Part 6 baybeee

Fuck him up white boy

I'm full of so much bisexual

Pompei just like me frfr

Is there something that Pomni is ACTUALLY good at?

Accounting

Reblog to kill it faster

James is a girlboss

I’m pretty sure you adressed this at some point, but what’s James’s deal orientation and relationship wise in your AU? I wanna say he’s content and in no rush for partnership

he’s aroace in this AU! just chillin

Tapeworm lover who is inside you and is munching on your food

Meta's out here asking the real questions