Fuck Him Up White Boy

I know you mean well but as someone who has fish autism you can’t have feathers like that under water it just wouldn’t work and would make him super slow

on my bs again

That’s me

Shout out idiots who suck

It genuinely annoys me when i complain about how people cannot handle criticism, and someone comes in with “well there are haters who go too far and—“

And? Who gives a shit? You’re a grown ass adult, you should be able to differentiate an open call for censorship and harassment and regular critique. Quit playing dumb.

sleep comes in waves

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I'm full of so much bisexual

Are teens really anti-social and non-conversational and stuck on their phones or are you just trying to form a conversation while asking them about stuff like their school curriculum (a tedious repetitive thing they at best suffer and at worst suffer from) while dissmissing them whenever they attempt to talk about their interests?

*you’re

hey sorry have you ever read homestuck

No and youre dead on the floor

i remember playing with barbie as a young girl and we didn't have a ken and all the other dolls we had were too short for barbie. height was our metric to pairing up dolls. so barbie's boyfriend was optimus prime. they were very happy together and she rode on top of his trailer and officiated weddings while he doubled as the podium

“Ok be a bit MORE afraid”

Biblically accurate metagala

Yeah that’s what should happen more

“We’re sorry, we didn’t know she was your daughter!” “And that’s your justification? You’re sorry because the vulnerable little girl you kidnapped was the wrong little girl? Are you saying you wouldn’t be sorry if it was any other little girl?”