“But Their Relationship Is So Fucked Up Why Do You Like It?” Brother If You Even Glanced At The Shit

may your 2023 be vampiric and homoerotic

It's a good thing Lestat is immortal because he would NOT age gracefully. He would swear off smiling at the first hint of a laugh line and fail miserably. He has goldfish brain already so any degradation of cognitive function would be devastating. The first gray hair would trigger a full blown meltdown. If he started to LOSE hair he would also lose all will to live

SCREAMINGGGG OMFG THIS IS SO GOOD

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Hey mouthwashing peeps.

Y’know how Anya stole and hid the gun when she realized she was pregnant? Straight up refused to tell Curly where it was bc she didn’t want Jimmy to know where it was and get a hold of it if/when he found out?

Remember how Jimmy stormed out of the med bay when Anya told him and Curly went to find him?

Remember where Curly found him?

He was outside of the cockpit doors.

He was either on his way to the utility cabinet to get the gun or already searched it and was about to go look for it when Curly found him.

So he knew the gun was gone and that Swansea had the axe, meaning the only two weapons on the ship were out of his reach.

He crashed the ship *after* he realized he couldn’t just kill Anya, he had to kill the whole crew. We know he crashed the ship so he wouldn’t deal with the repercussions of his actions, but holy shit.

Anya was scared he’d go ballistic and she was fucking right.

meryl these past few episodes has just been this in my mind

phrases that would change the game if i was allowed to say them to customers:

- you should kill yourself

- i'm going to kill myself

- you should be really embarrassed about the way you're treating me right now

- do you get off to this or something

- i'm going to marry your mother so i can teach you how to behave in public

- bark like a dog. your below me moron

Ghostfaces (male) aesthetic

I fucking love the Bioshock audio diaries so much. The characters just literally recorded themselves bitching at/about each other and left the recordings around for any passing weirdo to find. It’s like 60s social media with slightly more fish.

has this been done yet