Phrases That Would Change The Game If I Was Allowed To Say Them To Customers:

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gale is a simp and a Romantic but he's not an uwu soft trophy husband. the only correct way to romance him is to reflect all that intensity and insane devotion right back at him. you gotta go full simp4simp with this man. when he's like "hey, i would like to descend into madness, and specifically i would like to do it With You" the correct response is omg I would LOVE to descend into madness with you I thought you'd never ask <33333

The Leon Slut mod/Tramp Stamp mod is here! 

This version is from here. 

And this version includes the jacket and the crop top. 

also if you aren't watching school spirits as a gay I recommend you do so immediately

andrew ryan: when i FUCKING catch you-

atlas cutting in: dont listen to him boyo!!! splicers are closing in!!!!!!

jack:

i agree with that last line

feel so awkward whenever ppl hear i like nbc hannibal lecter bc nbc hannibal is basically a cartoon villain with time-stopping evidence-erasing godlike superpowers whose sole follies are being bored and gay for will graham. it’s also fun to seriously examine him as a terrifying psychological villain but at the end of the day he’s closer to a yandere mary sue than your standard abusive serial killer and idk i find that silly. he also has great tits

(Utility room talk)

Daisuke: Yo, Swansea, you have a wife, right?

Swansea: Hah. I wish I didn’t.

Daisuke: Ahaha.

Swansea: Why do you ask?

Daisuke: I just- If you wish you didn’t have a wife, why did you marry her?

Swansea: Well, I say that. She’s…okay. I guess.

Daisuke: Do you ever…do you ever wish you, like, married someone else instead?

Swansea: Yer askin’ odd questions, kid.

Daisuke: I’m just curious, y’know, man?

Swansea: I mean, sometimes, yeah. Why?

Daisuke: You think it’d be easier if you married a…a guy? Like, totally hypo…hy…hyp…

Swansea: Hypothetical?

Daisuke: Yeah!

Swansea: Hm. I never thought of it like that. It might’ve been easier.

Daisuke: Yeah? Like, totally easier?

Swansea: Why’re you askin’?

Daisuke: I just wanted another opinion.

Swansea: You thinkin’ about a marrying man?

Daisuke: Not- No…

Swansea: I ain’t gonna tell anybody. I don’t care.

Daisuke: …You really don’t?

Swansea: Nah.

Daisuke: Oh thank god. I just- I’ve been thinking about it, and like, I don’t think I’m really vibing with like…the idea of being with a girl for the rest of my life is like…not cool man. I dunno. I’d just rather marry a dude cuz like it’d be so much easier.

Swansea: …So yer gay?

Daisuke: No, I still like girls. But men are…kinda awesome too.

Swansea: Uh-huh.

Daisuke: Do you get it? Or am I totally crazy?

Swansea: You do you, kid.

i like to think caelus likes to ask questions (both serious and silly) and dan heng enjoys answering all of them :3

IM SO UPSET! I OPENED TUMBLR TO A PRETTY CHAROBBIE PIECE AND THEN TUMBLR REFRESHED BEFORE I COULD LIKE+REPOST IT

ehehehe, so glad ur a fan. trust, i'll be commissioning this friend for more pelle stuff soon and i'll be sharing

For you, my Pelle loving friend, you get to see the comm that I just got of Pelle (From my friend who knows nothing about anything) art is by @/MelancholyNightmares btwww

MY SON ITS MY SON ohhhhh look at him my baby boy my beautiful princess with a disorder yes your honor he did all those things but just LOOK AT HIM