Sussynsoggy

never mind I was way too positive here everything is shit just die I guess

why the fucken fuck do we take everything so seriously?

walk barefoot in the grass for a while. dance in the rain while everyone watches you. dramatically profess your love and get torn to shreds. listen to people as if they’re saying the most amazing things in the world; who knows, maybe they are.

it’s a short life. don’t spend your time stressing about the grand nature of the narrative you’re trying to weave from your life.

as long as you’re appreciating living, and living to appreciate, what more is there to ask for?

I sleep with lots of pillows and blankies to compensate for my cold, dead heart.

due to personal reasons I will be

why the fucken fuck do we take everything so seriously?

walk barefoot in the grass for a while. dance in the rain while everyone watches you. dramatically profess your love and get torn to shreds. listen to people as if they’re saying the most amazing things in the world; who knows, maybe they are.

it’s a short life. don’t spend your time stressing about the grand nature of the narrative you’re trying to weave from your life.

as long as you’re appreciating living, and living to appreciate, what more is there to ask for?

in the mood to write poetry in a notebook while holding a ball python in my left hand.

I hate the idea of the subconscious mind. I have a hunk of meat that makes up my personality but it’s keeping secrets from me? Fuck that

y’all ever think about how bananas it is

cashier: that’ll be $5.67

me: *pulls out kangaroo and reaches into pouch* *pulls out cash* shit sorry dude I’ve only $6, you’ve got change, right

cashier: wtf

kangaroo: where is Australia

I am funny man

people who claim that they are “entitled to their opinion” often fail to remember that that rule applies both ways.

sure, you’re welcome to say what you want, but if I think your opinion is shit and I don’t like it I also have a right to call you out on it.