Top Tier Comedy Right There

This saved my life

imagine waking up in Tom's strong arms smiling at you with so much love knowing the night you shared together was a rough one, and you find your nail marks going all along his back

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MY FAVORITE SNL SKETCH

Dear Fanfiction authors that are coming out of the woodwork due to Civil War and Homecoming.

It’s spelled Spider-Man. Not Spiderman. Not Spider-man. Thank you for your time, keep up the good work, and best of luck with your stories.

Sincerely yours, A fan with a pet peeve.

DON'T CALL ME EDS

That's me

I love how in ACD Canon Watson is like.. “My beautiful charming talented friend Holmes..who has long limbs..and I like looking at him..he has this extraordinary mind..He is so good..I like him so much.. I can write pages and pages about him..wait that’s what I do…..whoops I forgot I have a wife I think.. And I am 60% certain she is at her mom’s.”

Cole, after the gay/bi solidarity proposal:

*Anne doing anything*

Cole: That’s my future wife.

Gilbert: I disa-fucking-gree

Ah, man. I love dirty minded people. 

no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

0 hesitation

I mean it is pretty funny when the director or w/e of la la land is like “we had to fight SO HARD! to get this movie made”

you pitched a musical about LA to an industry based largely in LA starring two of the most famous people in LA what part was hard exactly?