That's me
I love how in ACD Canon Watson is like.. “My beautiful charming talented friend Holmes..who has long limbs..and I like looking at him..he has this extraordinary mind..He is so good..I like him so much.. I can write pages and pages about him..wait that’s what I do…..whoops I forgot I have a wife I think.. And I am 60% certain she is at her mom’s.”
Houve um estrondo. Foi como um tiro, e em um segundo tudo se tornou mais lento. Aquelas palavras ecoaram em meu cérebro milhões de vezes. Desisto, desisto, desisto. Os móveis se movimentaram ao meu redor, deixando tudo um pouco mais confuso. Fiquei meio tonta, nauseada e o ar começou a faltar, quase não o sentia em meus pulmões. Não pude mais me sustentar, então escutei o peso do meu corpo caindo sobre o chão. Me debrucei em minhas próprias lágrimas, arrastando-me para o canto do quarto. Me senti suja e fraca, tão fraca. De repente tudo parou. Os móveis voltaram ao lugar; o ar tornou à circular; e o que era escuro tomou um pouco de luz. Minha visão ainda não tinha voltado à total nitidez, mas pude ver alguém em minha frente. A pessoa estava de costas, e em leves passos caminhou em direção à janela do quarto. Só quando então ela virou é que pude reconhecer. Me reconhecer. Pude ver o quanto eu estava destruída e sem vida. E quando finalmente fui em direção ao meu Eu, já era tarde demais. Nossos olhos se encontraram e só houve um sussurro saindo de nossas bocas “não me deixa cair”. E ela caiu. Eu caí. Foi então que eu morri. Hoje morri dentro de mim.
I don’t know if this post has been made yet but I just want to warn everybody that if someone stops you in a parking lot and asks you if you’re interested in some perfume and hands you a paper to smell, PLEASE DON’T SMELL IT.
i repeat, DON’T SMELL IT.
Apparently the sample papers are being laced with a drug to knock you out. Please signal boost this. It can save someone’s life!
Babes
Tom and Zendaya are irl Peter and Michelle
Women of Star Wars
Say it louder for the people in the back
In the first sw movie, they first meet in a forest where Rey ran to hide from lotsa shit it’s complicated anyways. He finds her, tries to kill her, then he freezes her (she can’t move but she’s still conscious) and tries to rip information from her mind, which is clearly a very painful process.
After that, he sedates her, takes her to his ship, and literally mind-rapes her. Again he tries to get information, says things like “you know I can take what I want”, etc (the scene was compared to rape/abuse by ppl who were involved in the making, too. It’s not just fanon).
Long story short Rey escapes blah blah and the next time they meet is when Kylo’s father, Han Solo (who has become a father figure to Rey, “he’s like the father you never had”) tries to get Kylo to stop being a murderous nazi. Kylo says “hm. Interesting” and stabs his father in the gut (right in front of Rey), then tosses him in a deep pit (star wars just loves these deep pits, someone falls into one like twice a movie).
Rey and her new pal Finn escape the building. The planet they’re on is about to blow up. What does Kylo do? Does he let them go because there’s literally no point in chasing after 2 randos on a dying planet? Nope! He runs after them, throws Rey 4 meters up in the air and into a tree, which puts her out for some time. While she’s out, Kylo proceeds to put Finn into a coma by almost slicing his spine in two.
Rey wakes up, they fight again. Kylo tells her she needs a teacher. Rey says “aha” and slices Kylo’s face in half, then escapes the planet before it explodes.
From these 2 scenes they have together, people (mostly adult women (m o s t l y)) started saying how Rey is going to redeem him, Rey is the key to everything, they need Rey to have his kid so that there’ll be a new Skywalker baby etc, completely ignoring how much the 19 year old Rey loathes this greasy 30 year old incel who went to the dark side because “his parents weren’t paying enough attention to him :( ”, also completely ignoring how Kylo Ren tortured Rey, hates her (“He hates her. This garbage picker.”) and emotionally manipulates her (“you’re noone. But not to me”).
They reduce Rey to her womb (the “ reylo needs to be canon bc Skywalker baby 😍😍 ” folk), reduce her to a plot device, someone who only exists to redeem this unredeemable manchild.
this is fucking amazing.
Valkyrie: *breathes* Thor: 😍💯💖🙌🏻💯💕🙌🏻🙇🏼💯💓😍💘💗🙇🏼💗💗💯😍😍🙌🏻👍🏻💖💖
okay this is mj filming peter singing & teasing him about it to annoy him
me, on the streets of queens at 4 in the fucking morning: SPIDER MAN IF YOU’RE HEARING THIS I LOVE YOU
honestly?? peter is dumb as hell. like hes gonna fall absolutely in love w michelle at some point and have no idea his feelings arent platonic like hes jst gonna think he rly loves being her friend and spending time w her and making her playlists tht she pretends to hate and then shes gonna be home sick or smthng instead of at school and hes gonna spend the entire day worried abt her and decide to go bring her soup or some shit but realize he has no idea where michelle lives and do some creeping to find out and get to michelles apartment and both her parents are at work so she answers in her sweats looking disgruntled n sniffling bc she cant breathe through both nostrils and she goes “did you stalk me?” and peter cant even say no and now he feels rly dumb holding soup outside her apartment door and hes quiet for a solid minute and michelle jst stares at him while sniffling until finally she laughs bc hes so dumb and she lets him and they watch movies or some shit while peter takes care of her even though rly she jst has a cold and shes totally fine and after an hour or two, right before her parents get home from work, the sun kind of jst hits her and peter stares at her and it kind of jst clicks into place in his head that michelle is probably the prettiest girl in the world and he wld rly like to stay like this forever