Runaan Let His Hair Down For A Date Night But Then It Rained C:

will solace: a texan

so after my post yesterday I had people ask me to write some headcanons for our favorite son if apollo. I'm not a born and bred texan, georgia what up, but I've been here most of my life and boy can I say Texans are weird

will yells "all y'all" a lot when giving instructions to campers and these northerners never know how to act

he may be the son of apollo but he's also texan. you'll see him preaching about good eating habits and then see him down sweet tea by the gallon

speaking of, what do you mean there's no sweet tea? how do you just not have sweet tea? NO YOU CANT JUST PUT SUGAR IN TEA AND CALL IT SWEET, THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS

after his rampage through camp, chiron makes sure there's always sweet tea on stand by

also on the list of things they dont have, will is upset that there's no whataburger around

"do y'all have a buc-ees around here" / "will what the fuck is that"

one word: mums

he brings pictures back from high school and has to explain the concept of homecoming and mums to everyone.

"no not like mom in England, mum like chrysanthemum"

"WHY THE HELL IS THAT GIRL'S MUM SO BIG"

"that's not even the biggest one this year. one girl had one shaped like Texas with lights and bells-"

he saw an aphrodite kid wearing a large ring and just mutters, "must be an Aggie, "

"WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE STATE FAIR?"

will refuses to eat any other ice cream but blue bell and nico learns that the hard way

when nico shadowtravels to texas to visit will during the school year, will drags him to schlitterbahn and nico wonders how they even pronounce these chaotic texan words

"how do you pronounce this thing?"

"you mean waxahachie? it's a town"

exclusively refers to soda as "coke" and gets upset when they actually give him coke and nor dr.pepper

as good as the bbq at camp is, nothing beats texas bbq in will's book

he and leo will break out into "deep in the heart of texas" at random times

they also have a friendly rivalry going on with who's city is the best

"at least you're not from a&m"

he measures distance in time and doesnt understand why everyone keeps trying to ask him for measurements, "it's just 15 minutes away down yonder"

passive aggressive nicknames and phrases with a smile when he's feeling annoyed or pissed off that everyone just thinks is a sweet southern thing

"aww sweetheart, bless your heart"

he doesnt have a heavy southern accent but when you get him on a roll, his drawl will come out and everyone at camp swoons a little bit

this is getting a little long but who doesnt love a good ol Texan will solace

Apollo, Greek god of healing, medicine, music and poetry

Greek Demigods: Wired for the greek alphabet, they have dyslexia.

Roman Demigods: Wired for roman numerals, but unlike greek demigods they’re used to the latin alphabet, they have dyscalculia.

Norse Demigods: Wired more for norse oral tradition, cause runes weren’t used for much more than simple short messages, they have dysgraphia.

Egyptian Godlings: Constantly being possessed by gods and hosting them in their bodies, they have issues with disassociation

thats my headcanon anyway i think it makes sense

Edmund: “Lu, do you think that caterpillars know that they’ll become butterflies?”

Lucy: “Or maybe they are just going about their lives wondering just why they’re making this sticky blanket around themselves?”

Susan: “It’s 3am you two: Go. To. Sleep!”

……

Peter: *sitting up* “but do they know?!”

Edmund and Lucy: “Exactly!”

What Type Of Mermaid Are You?

Pearl Scavenger → Aquarius. (January 20 - February 18) Deep Sea Mermaid → Pisces. (February 19 - March 20) Siren → Aries. (March 21 - April 19) Coral Reef Mermaid → Taurus. (April 20 - May 20) Freshwater Mermaid → Gemini. (May 21 - June 20) Seahorse Trainer → Cancer. (June 21 - July 22) Shapeshifter → Leo. (July 23 - August 22) Mermaid Princess → Virgo. (August 23 - September 22) Shipsaver → Libra. (September 23 - October 22) Mermaid Queen → Scorpio. (October 23 - November 21) Seawitch → Sagittarius. (November 22 - December 21) Arctic Mermaid → Capricorn. (December 22 - January 19)

Narnia The Lion Witch And The Wardrobe

Wrong will be right, when Aslan comes in sight,

At the sound of his roar, sorrows will be no more,

When he bares his teeth, winter meets its death,

And when he shakes his mane, we shall have spring again.

Why did no one tell me there's a meme from 2001 in The Dragon Prince??? He really went "one does not simply walk into Arcadia" wITH THE HAND THING AND EVERYTHING

“fiction is a place suitable for exploring dark topics” and “immoral acts shouldn’t be glorified and normalized in fiction” are statements that can and should coexist

darwin may have been quite correct in his theory that man descended from the apes of the forest, but surely woman rose from the frothy sea, as resplendent as aphrodite on her scalloped chariot. margot datz.

Nero: I have an army!

Apollo: [blurts out defensively] We have Percy Jackson!