Mallory: I Cant Believe You And Magnus Broke The Bed.

Jason, drunk: Dear, what did you say?

Percy, also drunk: When?

Jason: Just a second ago.

Percy: Oh. I said, "when?"

Percy: What if we inverted our initials? Jercy Packson.

Magnus: Cagnus Mhase.

Jason: Gason Jrace.

Carter: Karter Can--

Carter: This is a stupid game anyway.

once a king or queen of narnia, always a king or queen of narnia. may your wisdom grace us until the stars rain down from the heavens.

A study in Magnus

sections in my band

flutes: salty, cant tune, will fight you, loyal and smart clarinets: tired, dont give a fuck, either very good or very very bad trumpets: chill. shy but hilarious. “everyone” likes them alto sax: jazz - 10/10 chill dudes, very nice. concert - who? tenor sax: prissy, very good, would not recommend long exposure too bari sax: sad trombones: new to band, total meme hos, tuba: v smol, baby of the band, must protect percussion: sonuvabitch, talented but dicky

Percy: The eagles won last night.

Jason: Oh you watched the game?

Percy: *covered in blood and scratches*

Percy: What game?

But a PJO Royalty/Olden-Days AU 

Where Zeus is King of Olympus

But everyone knows that Princess Thalia and Prince Jason were not born of his queen, Hera 

Duke Poseidon is Captain of the Navy, and tries to stay away from his brother’s dramas 

But his son, Percy, is well-known for his strength and bravery and keeps getting called on 

And Duke Hades is just done 

He lives as far away from the castle as possible 

But his children, Nico and Hazel, live in the castle 

He had another daughter, Bianca, but she died of illness a couple of years back 

Zeus’ advisor, Athena, is well known for her intelligence, but also her coldness and detachedness 

Her daughter, Annabeth, tries to copy her, but is too full of energy 

Bellona and Ares are co-incharge of the army 

But while they have a rivalry, Reyna and Frank, their respective children, get along very well 

Ares’ daughter, Clarisse, stays clear of them both 

Hermes is the messenger 

He has twins, Conner and Travis, who are full of life and are loved by the court 

But his eldest son, Luke, is known for being bitter and hating the monarchy system 

Aphrodite is a wealthy lady, and cousin to the king- so she lives in the castle 

She’s followed around everywhere by her handmaidens: Silena, Drew, Piper and Lacy

Apollo is both the healer and the court entertainer 

And has so many children, all by different woman 

The most notable is Will, who has noticeable talent as a healer

Pan is that traveling nature-man who Grover adores 

Artemis runs a gang of girls who are done with the patriarchal system

They are rivalled only by the army set up by Bellona’s eldest daughter, Hylla 

Demeter is a prominent farmer and is in charge of the country’s produce 

But her daughter, Meg, runs havoc throughout the castle 

Hephaestus runs the forges and armoury 

His son, Leo, will take over someday and, though he is a trouble-maker, is amazing 

Posiedon’s son, Tyson, also has a passion for the forges 

Dionysius is that one drunk guy that no one likes 

Chiron is the tutor Zeus’ children, but tutors the other children in the castle, too 

And over the sea there is that warring-country of Valhalla 

And no one is ever quite sure what goes over in the pyramid-land. They don’t even know its name. 

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August 18th 2016 // Happy 23rd Birthday to Percy Jackson, the only boy that has made such a profound impact on my life. Percy has always been there for me since I was 12 years old, and his stories have changed the last 10 years of my life immensely. I cannot even begin to express how many times Percy Jackson has helped me out of terrible times, and how much I relate this series as a lifeline to my childhood, how much I see this as a window into happier fantasies. I’ve made friends over these books, and is the only only series other than Harry Potter that I will cherish until I die. This is my comfort series. It may sound ridiculous, but Percy is more than just some fictional character. Thank you, Rick Riordan, for giving me and millions of other children out there a friend in Percy Jackson. (legit tearing up writing this omg)

wars don’t spare children.