Good Fanfic: “Hey Sorry Guys But I’ve Lost Interest In This Story So I Decided To End-“

Fandom: *never worry or care about Jason more than to despise him*

Jason: *dies*

Fandom:

                                           THE AUTUMN NARNIAN GIFT EXCHANGE.

                                                 for @calormen  by  @taintedcalamity .

build me a bloodline, build me a bond | f.o. (insp.)

My band on a daily basis lol

our bd hasnt been giving us any time to tune during rehearsals so we up in the high woodwinds like

clarinets: have completely given up

flutes: still frantically trying to match pitches between songs

kidnapper: we have your son

edmund: i don’t have a son

kidnapper: then who just asked for warm chocolate milk and made us cut the crusts off his sandwich?

edmund: oh my god you have eustace

My cousins daughter found a heart on their school playground!

Leo Valdez 🔥

Me, describing why I love Annabeth:

Reyna getting ready for morning drills, for @glitterthegaywitch, since she told me a couple times that she loves my Reyna. Reblog if you support buff Reyna ^_<.

another memorable scene from trials of apollo (insp)

Percy: Hey Nico! You're Italian right?

Nico: Yeah.

Percy: But you don't look Italian!

Nico: So what am I supposed to look like then? A bowl of spaghetti?