I Have Been On This Planet For 3 Decades And It Always Throws Me For A Loop When Someone Uses "you Probably

i have been on this planet for 3 decades and it always throws me for a loop when someone uses "you probably own a bunch of cats" or "you'll die surrounded by a bunch of cats" as an insult. i get it a lot on my feminist poetry - some reddit-poisoned guy will inevitably be like "spotted the cat owner xD" .... like. okay? what exactly would be the issue with that?

i am allergic and even i know cats are great? many people find true companionship and warmth with a cat. like - ohhh noo one of humanity's oldest and best friends is present in my life, offering me endless joy, silliness, and love :( i am truly struggling so deeply :(