Ship so heavily implied even the main character's girlfriend was DREAMING about it
hey sweetheart! now, this might be a bit of a challenge for a list, but if you would find time for it, i would appreciate it beyond words!
im really into stories where they have sex before they are in a relationship. before they confess or even realise their feelings. or when one thinks 'i know we had sex, but its just sex, its nothing emotional'
i cant explain why, but it really keeps me going! any fics like that on the mind?
Hi Lovely!!!
GAAWWWWD I know that I have more than I think I do, but I'm going to use your ask as an excuse to post up my next FWB list... because that's genuinely the only tag that's coming to me that this could relate to your request!! I'm PAINFULLY oblivious to stuff like this, I'm SO SORRY.
I'm sorry if it's not what you're looking for but I hope that you'll like this list anyway, and if anyone has anything to add, please do!!
See also: Friends With Benefits
Isosceles by SilentAuror (E, 56,609 w., 7 Ch. || Post-S4, POV John, Original Male Character / Sherlock Dates Another Man, Love Triangle, Jealous John, Virgin Sherlock, Sexual Coaching, Angst, Romance, Domesticity, Unrequited Feelings, Miscommunication, First Kiss/Time, For a Case, Friends With Benefits, Bottomlock, Love Confessions, Spooning) – After solving a case for a major celebrity, Sherlock gets himself asked out. When John asks, he discovers that Sherlock has no intention of going, at least not until John agrees to coach him through whatever he might need to know for his date...
Bakers with Benefits by Raina_at (E, 88,130 w., 14 Ch. || Great British Bake Off AU || Strangers to Lovers, Switchlock, Friends with Benefits, Mentions of Alcoholism / Past Drug Use, Banter, Flirting, Fluff, Light Angst, Semi-Public Sex, Past Sherlock/Victor, Mutual Pining, POV Sherlock, Obsessive Sherlock, John’s Bum) – Sherlock Holmes has a successful YouTube baking channel, but what he really wants is his own bakery. When an old friend sends him a call for the very first Great British Bake Off, he seizes the opportunity to finally win a sponsor for his bakery. Here's the plan: Win Bake Off, get the bakery, don't fall in love with the handsome Army doctor at the neighbouring station. Easy.
Holding Hands by loveanddeathandartandtaxes (E, 9,494 w., 7 Ch. || Escort Service, Inexperienced Sherlock, Voyeurism, Oral / Anal, Rimming, Demisexual Sherlock, Repressed Bisexual John, Friends with Benefits to Lovers, Sherlock/OMC) – "I'm not actually gay." Peter shrugged. "It's all just skin and orgasms, in the end." "I... suppose so. But - we're not like that. We're friends; we don't have sex." "You're about to watch him have sex," Peter pointed out.
above the gloomy copse by HOverSeas (M, 9,849 w., 1 Ch. || Vet / Farmer AU || Farmer Boy Sherlock, Veterinarian John, Friends with Benefits, Insecure Sherlock, Horny John, Sheep and Goats) – John and Sherlock have a good agreement, no strings attached. Of course John’s feelings for James Sholto won’t interfere with it, John thinks, like a fool.
Strictly Business by milverton (E, 14,153 w., 3 Ch. || Friends With Benefits, Angst and Humour, Gay Bar) – Sherlock and John try being "friends with benefits." It's nice, for a bit.
The Chemistry is Incredibly Simple and Very Destructive by starrysummernights (E, 43,862 w., 14 Ch. || Friends With Benefits, Friends to Lovers, First Time, Humour, Angst, From Sex to Love) – Sherlock is too busy to continue to go out and procure willing sex partners for himself so he comes up with the perfect solution: John. After all, he knows John is attracted to him and they are already living together. Why not make their friendship one with benefits? What could go wrong?
Dive by FinAmour (E, 65,595 w., 15 Ch. || Unilock AU || Mutual Pining, Love Confessions, PWP, Passionate Sex, MLM / WLW, Soul Mates, Idiots in Love, Mysterious Disappearances, Suspenses, Case Fic, BAMF John, Plot Twists, Protective Sherlock, Past Lives, Oral/Anal, Top Sherlock, Top John, Rimming, Coming Untouched, Frottage, Sexual Tension, Enemies to Lovers, Blow Jobs, Semi-Public Sex, Friends With Benefits, Bisexual John, Polyamory, Dirty Talk, Body Shots, Rough Sex, Found Family, Wall Sex, Love Letters) – It’s John’s third year of studying abroad at Harvard, and he’s still struggling to fit in. On a cold night in December, he finds his girlfriend with another man—and meets a tall, gorgeous bartender with horrible manners that he can’t stop thinking about. Just as John falls for him, madly, swiftly, deeply—the bartender disappears, and the bar unexpectedly shuts down. Unexplained occurrences begin to happen to John and his friends, and he slowly discovers the truth about the one he loves. Will he find him in time to tell him how he feels, and more importantly—can he keep him safe?
Will You Take Me Home? by Jobooksandcoffee (E, 114,689 w., 22 Ch. || Post S4, Sherlock / OC, Post Break Up, Angst With Happy Ending, Angst and Feels, Parent-Child Relationship, Therapy, Friends With Benefits, Ex Sex, Messy Idiots, Fights, Mutual Pining, Mutual Jealousy, Slow Burn, Mentions of Drugs/Overdose, Suicidal Ideation) – Inspired by the wondrous "Know You All Over Again" by the brilliant Poppy Alexander, it is story of a painful break up. Two men are looking for ways to cope, to raise their 10 year old girl, to find reasons for going on. They need help of family and friends to make it through. Will each be able to do what the other needs? Will they be able to trust again? Sherlock and John must find themselves and unearth what went wrong, so they can build a new relationship.
Who We Are in the Dark by LaKoda0518 & WritingOutLoud (E, 27,417 w., 6/? Ch. || WiP || Post TGG/ASiB, Internalized Homophobia, John in Denial, Sexuality Crisis, Jealousy, Repressed John, Hand Jobs, Shower Sex, Friends With Benefits, Bathing, Angst and Fluff, Happy Ending) – John uses sex as a weapon, wielding it as a barrier of protection rather than face the truth. Sherlock is a more than willing target, choosing to bear the scars of the man he loves in order to keep him close. If Sherlock is only allowed a fraction of John, empty promises in the middle of the night, that is enough. Isn’t it?
if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.
Guys I think he wants that effing cookie
House: Guys check out this porno Wilson was in, isn't this hilarious?!
Apparently no one at the hospital: House, why did YOU watch the porno Wilson was in?
no! "sapphic yearning" will kill the patient
she needs hardcore lezzing out in order to live
A little pastel drawing
man im high af thought house was talkin to a mini wilson
let's take 16 secs to watch wilson's 50 bucks dance
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