This Is Genuinely So Endearing Like They Really Sat Him Down In A Kindergarten Class And Taught Him To

watching dan and phil is embarrassing sometimes like why am i watching 25 minutes of two british dudes Having a crush on each other featuring some shitty gameplay and a sketchy app they're promoting

they get sooo fucking hissy about each other

His first real birthday

I was honestly expecting House and Wilson to have undertones in the traditional accidental queerbaiting format of having the mc’s bond with a male rival/coworker/traveling companion feel more important bc the writers don’t care enough about the female characters to focus or make them interesting.

But no, Wilson is literally just written like he’s House’s wife or fiancee. Like from a standpoint of narrative significance. He doesn’t actually work with them, he’s the only one who actively chooses to be around house and seems to think there’s some good in him from the very beginning. He pretty much is House’s personal life. He doesn’t even have that much screen time and seems to exist mostly to demonstrate that House is in fact capable of love. Like that’s…. That’s literally how female love interests are written…

coping by drawing them being fun and awesome and normal and silly

"House and Wilson are dating and haven't told anyone yet, but they accidentally give themselves away by doing something couple-y" trope except it's not an absent-minded and automatic kiss that gives them away, it's how House straightup licks Wilson's face (to be annoying) and Wilson looks back at House with the wettest heart-eyes imaginable (rather than immediately wiping his cheek and/or hitting House with something)