They Really Wanna Give Us A Fireworks Show Today Hunh

bonus:

i’m really surprised that i haven’t seen this in the fandom yet! each ‘page’ is numbered for your convenience. based off the picture book (x)

Y’all. Lmfaoooooooo

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

Yosano to Dazai: If your eyes start hurting, what you've got to do is lay down and close them for a while... now that's a sexy little maneuver that those in the medical field like to call 'sleep'.

I have discovered a new enemy

The Nervous System

Manga Fyodor is the baby you want to protect and take to McDonald's every weekend for a Happy Meal. He looks so soft and pretty, but he wouldn't hesitate to kill a bitch if he needs to.

Meanwhile, Anime Fyodor looks like the devil that hides under your bed or inside your closet and steals all your food once you're asleep. He is the perfect definition of a rat and he wouldn't even bat an eye once he gets his hand on you and kills you quickly.

stop everything, this is bitty doing research for his thesis

there's more lmao, unhinged bitty energy

I love artemis fowl bc the author decided to write about fairies who live underground & have magic, but the coolest thing about them by far is their super tech.

like yeah elves exist but more importantly they have laser weapons