"Be Hyperfeminine And In Love With Pink And Makeup Or Else You're A Man" Is The Current Flavor Of Popular

A robber held up a well-dressed man, pointing his gun and yelling, “Give me all your money!”

The man replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m a U.S. congressman!” 

The robber retorted, “In that case, give me all my money!”

yeah I have back pain. and yeah. yeah I like birds. and music.

I'm gonna write a song watch this

I don't have sex

because it's scary

the lobster from spongebob

he is larry

Possibly the greatest NPR exchange ever recorded

Trains were made for faggots, transsexuals, dykes, and autistics, and if you aren’t ready for that,I don’t know what to tell you

my main goal in life is genuinely just to have a good day

LET'S SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL

Friendly reminder for any other people on the autism spectrum:

It's not recommended to offer to kill someone's dad, especially if you're talking to a stranger

"End Feudalism humanely, spray or neuter your landlord today"

Sticker seen in San Anselmo, California