Aquarium Outfit Inspo

this just in: eating like shit for no reason is bad for you

real

Intro to me I guess:

Idk I saw someone else do this, basically hi, I’m Az, and I sorta just do stuff? I’ll reblog shit I find even the tiniest bit funny, no theme here.

Im a transfem/enby/whatever the fuck and I use any pronouns or xey/xem/xir; also aspec and prob autistic n all the fun stuff. I like music (mostly will wood and the tapeworms but generally speaking I like all types of music) or my many many hyperfixations so that’s prob what you’ll see me posting abt most often.

does this art style take absolutely forever? Yes. Am I obsessed with it anyway. Also yes

Being neurodivergent is like

Sorry, I get really excited when I get really excited.

how do you draw wet hair

dudes who are normal will be like im joker insane but women who have not felt real since they were seven will be like im average normal

It’s crazy how on tumblr our most beloved and iconic posts will MAYBE get a couple hundred thousand notes, usually accumulating them over the course of many months or years, and we have a handful of legendary posts that reach one million or more notes.

And on tiktok the most mediocre joke can get 600,000 likes in a few days and then everyone immediately forgets about it the following week. SAD!

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

Mongolian history class, 2022, start of the semester. We're having a discussion on animal slaughter, featuring the one Mongolian student in our school.

The student explains that he's slaughtered animals himself, and there are two ways of doing it that avoid the spilling of blood. For a small animal like a chicken, you reach up into the chest of the animal and sever the arteries. For a larger animal like a camel, there's a spot on the forehead that, when hit hard enough, causes the animal to die instantly.

While this discussion is going on, a couple of the students are sharing something back and forth on their phone

The professor calls this out, asking if what they're sharing is more interesting than Mongolian animal slaughter

The room is dead silent for a few seconds. The two students look at each other awkwardly.

Eventually, one of the students pipes up:

"Well, the queen of England just died."

And without missing a beat, another student:

"Did they hit her on the head like a camel?"