Is That A Swarm Of Locust In Your Pants Or Are Your Dick And Balls Just Heralding The End Of Days

someday people are going to have to grapple with the fact that their idea of a bad and annoying person is just a guy who's fat and autistic

motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL

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i am never talking to a cishet person again. did you know some of these people believe that watching porn is cheating

welcome to life in the world to come we're supposed to tell you about the apocalypse but instead will bought a forklift and now we're gonna record ourself playing with it for the next 2 hours and thats the podcast

OH MY GOD HE DID THE THING

im like if there was someone who never knew what was happening or going on