I Am Never Talking To A Cishet Person Again. Did You Know Some Of These People Believe That Watching

We proudly service 3 demographics here at Amtrak.

Autistic White boys

Trans Girls

73 year retirees

We also service New Yorkers, but not with any kind of pride

starting a collection

stale-garden-bitch

replace one word of your url with bitch

Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

yeah I have back pain. and yeah. yeah I like birds. and music.

I'm gonna write a song watch this

I don't have sex

because it's scary

the lobster from spongebob

he is larry

The fact that there’s an actually functional website for the library of Babel is one of those things that fucks me up more and more the more I think about the implications.

You better not be up making that sinister potion

Me asf:

Possibly the greatest NPR exchange ever recorded

i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch