Went Into The Theaters For A Casual Watch And Came Out Wanting To See John Walker Take It Up The Ass

wyatt russell it seems ive grown quite fond of you though there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom i once picked apples with in papas orchard

How it feels remembering that no one thought anything of Tony showing signs of being suicidal in iron man 2 because he just “acted like that all the time”

Sometimes I imagine that Ned had made up a completely different story about Jon like he was the warded son of a fallen friend or something and had even planned to let Cat in the know someday if they came to trust each other enough

But then he brought baby Jon in and Cat immediately saw the resemblance and froze but wanted to start her marriage on the right foot by giving her new husband a way out because that's what a good wife does isn't it so she went "oh... is that a... nephew of yours, my lord?"

And Ned immediately panicked like NO. NOPE. NOT A NEPHEW. I SEE WHY YOU MIGHT THINK THAT BUT IT'S NOT. IT'S, UH, MY SON. THAT I MADE. WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. LIKE THE ADULTERER I AM. SILLY OLD NED THE ADULTERER THAT'S ME.

John: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog… Bucky: What’s updog? John: Ava! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

I’m just gonna leave this here.

(I watched Spider-Man: Homecoming last night.)

If your ever taking requests…. Jonerys / snowstorm 👁️

ok then

What ya’ll know abt ur sibling being ur best friend 🤔🤔

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idk i feel like dexter could've poor little meow meowed his way out of the electric chair if he'd really put his mind to it

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