Steve, Gardening: Hey, Can You Bring Me The Hoe?

Harry beefing with Not-even-16 year old Scorpius will never not be funny to me. He sees the genuine embodiment of kindness with big brown or blue doe eyes and one of those anime flower auras surrounding him and goes "yeah this little fuckers the next dark lord"

Harvey Specter + Opinions

Robb: as your older brother, Jon: we're the same age Robb: As Your Older Brother,

it's always those 2 dumb bitches going "exactly" to one another

there’s something so special to me about the casual intimacy (both physical and emotional) of the stark family. robb carrying bran to his horse. bran holding robb’s hand to comfort him. jon ruffling arya’s hair and pushing her around and her laughing and pushing him right back. ned hugging sansa and arya in front of the entire king’s court. they’re always thinking about each other and missing each other. the kids cry and fight and play and are kids, and ned and catelyn are kind to one another, and it’s beautiful. it’s so warm, so human, in contrast with the coldness of other familial relationships in the book.

i love that john walker is still a freaky asshole. like he graduated top of his navy seals class and has over 300 confirmed kills and graduated top in his class. he is trained in guerrilla warfare and the top US sniper. he will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth.

our new and beautiful, active suicide risk, neglectful father, captain america.

“john walker did nothing wrong” incorrect. boring. lacks media literacy.

“i need to see john walker break down and cry about all the shitty things he’s done and also maybe get dicked down” correct. the only rational takeaway from thunderbolts.

Sometimes I imagine that Ned had made up a completely different story about Jon like he was the warded son of a fallen friend or something and had even planned to let Cat in the know someday if they came to trust each other enough

But then he brought baby Jon in and Cat immediately saw the resemblance and froze but wanted to start her marriage on the right foot by giving her new husband a way out because that's what a good wife does isn't it so she went "oh... is that a... nephew of yours, my lord?"

And Ned immediately panicked like NO. NOPE. NOT A NEPHEW. I SEE WHY YOU MIGHT THINK THAT BUT IT'S NOT. IT'S, UH, MY SON. THAT I MADE. WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. LIKE THE ADULTERER I AM. SILLY OLD NED THE ADULTERER THAT'S ME.

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