Reblog To Give A Trans Woman A Delicious Cuban Sandwich

wait a sec. the cybertruck aint even a truck. it aint even a van, there's only the two rows of seating. mf's a sedan with angles

FFR I CANNOT BE TRUSTED IN A BATH AND BODY WORKS

executive dysfunction tips! It gets easier to do a task if you dress appropriately first!! It’s much easier to get started once you’re wearing the right clothes for the headspace. For example if you need to clean your room, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to make dinner, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to accept visitors, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to poison the tea that will be served to your mistress’ esteemed guests in an effort to ensure her suitors never take your mistress’ hand from you, try putting on a-

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

What can I say

i really am a sucker for more old fashioned petnames. angel, doll, darling, dearest. something about them just hits different

Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from flowers for Valentine's day 🌹🌷🌸🌼🌺

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

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oh, angel, who's hurting your heart? let me take care of it. i'll hold it so gently in my hands.