Executive Dysfunction Tips! It Gets Easier To Do A Task If You Dress Appropriately First!! It’s Much

dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.

no getting up. no looking at the flag.

everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.

I remade my nest last night ! ! ,, think it’s obvious I like cows , ? /silly

I havnt got a chance to redo my nest since November and it was in desperate need of a refresh so I did it last night! Very comfy and nice I slept in it while I was sick today

therian tips! (food)

so, I CRAVE raw meat a lot even though I can't eat it :( BUT I have compiled a list of foods that beings with human bodies can't eat (or just prefer not to), but that most animals eat that I could translate to human foods :D

worms = gummy worms :3 if you want them to be slimy like real worms, you could put water or a thin layer of oil on them

little insects = raisins or chia seed pudding (thank you to @puddin-dear 😌)

bigger insects = you could prob eat plain chips, I think it would have the same crunch affect. or chippers! (chocolate covered potato chips)

carrion (dead animal flesh) = jerky

raw meat = meat sticks (I believe you can get them in beef or turkey) or raw pepperoni (you can get it small bags). suggested by @avocados019, salami :3, and commented by @horse-wisteria 😅 prosciutto (which I honestly forgot was a thing 😭) and multiple beings have said salmon and I keep forgetting about salmon 😭

mice = marshmallow mice (credits to @ink-man-sam )

kibble = cereal (I think most of you know that though) or for something softer- gnocchi! (Suggested by

treats = Scooby snacks!

Snacks:

Go-gurt (if you freeze them, they're really good!)

nut bars, such as Nutri grain or Kind (good protein/energy + tasty)

Chex mix

assorted nuts/trail mix

smoothies!

(i may be updating this a lot so keep in mind)

Have fun!

Omegaverse Basics:

 Overview: Omegaverse is an alternate universe where there are three genders in addition to male and female: alpha, beta, and omega. These three genders determine the person’s instinctual desires and special abilities unique to that gender, usually in relation to romance or bearing children.

The genders are based on wolf society (wolves have now been proven not to have these rankings, fun fact) so there’s a lot of talk of packs, mates and pups. Common slang for Omegaverse. The main story plot for Omegaverse universes (apart from romance) is usually some form of societal oppression towards omegas.

Omegaverse universes vary from person to person so if you see contradictions, that’s all a part of the fun. Mi mundo es tú mundo.

Something important for my Omegaverse!: In my Omegaverse I make it a point that these people are a different species. Everyone has both reproductive organs regardless of secondary or primary gender. The only difference in primary gender is whether or not the person is capable of producing breast milk.

Glossary:

Heat and Rut: The mating cycle of omegas and alphas respectively

Mate: Romantic life partner

Mating Bite/Mating Mark: A bite on the neck that marks someone as mated

Nest: A collection of blankets, pillows, soft things, put together in a nice comfort pile

Pack: A group of people who have bonded together

Presenting: The process of coming into your secondary gender, which is mostly dormant throughout childhood

Pup: A baby or someone who hasn’t presented yet

Scent: An identifying smell

Scenting: To add your smell to another temporarily

Secondary gender: Alpha beta or omega

Slick: (NSFW!) A white substance that leaks from the vagina during heat

Instincts: Each secondary gender has a set of instinctual needs or desires.

Scenting: A lot of Omegaverse involves using scent to identify yourself and others and who you hang out with most. It’s also used to identify which secondary gender people are but that doesn’t really work, even if people think it should.

Pups: Babies are their own gender, and that’s baby. This affects their scent as well.

Presenting: The great right of passage into adulthood.

Heats and Ruts: The mating cycle for omegas and alphas respectively (betas don’t really have a mating cycle). I don’t have rut headcanons in my world but I do have three posts helping describe heats: 1 2 3

Mates and Mating: This is is nsfw. It’s akin to consummating a marriage. The process of becoming mates.

Packs: Packs are groups of people who stick together. A family. People are born into one and then they sometimes find another one when they’re older. Packs are the Omegaverse’s found family.

Nesting: Nests are like the beds of Omegaverse. They’re ground blanket forts.

Bonus: Purring 1 2 3

Footnote: There’s plenty more. These are the basics found in almost all Omegaverses. Please note that these are from my Omegaverse, and you may encounter something different in another version. Welcome to A/B/O, Omegaverse!

honey aftr dark rambling

ive honestlt been layinf here for like an hour just tginking about a knot mmmm

being taken care pf and just relaxinf mmm

thinking of you thinking of you thinking of you thinking of you thinking of you thinking of you thinking of you thinking of you thinking of you thinking of you thinking of you thinking of you thinking of you thinking of you!! i am always thinking of you!!

Pov: You're obsessed with your mute best friend and he finally realizes that there is no way to make you not love him.

The way my eyes lingered on his fingers wasn’t subtle—I didn’t care if he noticed. No one else had the right to see what I saw, to crave the way I craved. He flexed his hands under my unwavering gaze, his movements hesitant, as if my attention burned into his skin. Then, as if surrendering to the moment, he began to sign, slowly, deliberately, every motion agonizingly precise. It was a performance, and I was his only audience. The words were for me alone, crafted in gestures only I could truly understand.

"Everything I am is yours," he signed, his eyes locking onto mine, desperate, pleading. My breath hitched as his gaze searched my face for a reaction, for validation. But he didn’t need to search. Didn’t he see? Didn’t he know? He belonged to me. Not just his hands, but every inch of him—his heart, his mind, his very existence. If he didn’t understand that yet, I’d make him. I’d carve it into his soul if I had to.

Because no one else could have him. No one else deserved him.

yes please the tall one!

Hey someone please remind me in like an hour to start getting the mini mushroom pattern ready to share

Group cuddling/nesting with pack mates true and real true and real

What if living rooms or basements in pack homes are kitted out with tons of blankets throws and pillows because it's to be expected that at some point someone's gonna sit in front of the TV watching movies with a blanket around them, slowly attracting other pack members to cuddle with them until the whole pack is collected in a big purring pile of warmth on the floor. What then

dashboard in the morning simulator

mutual 1: i need to quit my job

mutual 2: i need to quit my job

mutual 3: i need to quit my job

mutual 4: i need to quit my job

mutual 5: i need to quit my job

mutual 6: i need to quit my job

mutual 7: i need to quit my job

mutual 8: i need to quit my job