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My boyfriend and I found this on an abandoned building in Winter Garden FL. It reads: warning from the goat man. 1.) Eat or be eaten 2.) beware the camera RED EYES!!!! 3.) cover your footprints. Walk on your hands.

Thought you might be interested! Also, if anyone knows anything about the Goat Man feel free to message me about it! We tried Googling but, there isn’t much about him.

Submitted to me by unic0rnofthesea.

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THE BOY WHO LOVED TO READ

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Once, there was a boy who loved to read. He read everything he could get his hands on, and loved going to his favorite book store. One day, the boy realized he had read everything the store had to offer. He confronted the owner, and asked him if he had anything the boy had never checked out. The owner said why, yes, I do, and pulled out a book called “Death”. He gladly sold it to the boy at a discounted price of 50$.

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My sister never cried

by reddit user aloneinthefray

When we were kids and she fell, scraping her knee, she would just giggle.

“I’mma get a band-aid, a pink one!” she said.

When her first long-term boyfriend dumped her, she laughed and offered me her arm as we made our way home.

“Guess this means we’re the hottest single chicks in school again.” she whispered gleefully into my ear, making me laugh, too.

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