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I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson. Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

Save a tube, ride a snowboard

parents: what did you do today

me: nothing

parents: wELL OBVIOUSLY YOU DID SOMETHING!!! DID YOU JUST LOOK AT A *WALL* ALL DAY????????

me: to be frank i did many things but you and I both know that you know very little about my interests and I know that you don't particularly care to learn about them and I don't have the mental capability to put up with you dismissing the things that make me happy so for the sake of brevity and my emotional well being: i did nothing

50% of the time it works every time

The White Power Ranger doesn’t sound like a character for a kids television show.

How to Win a Guy Back in 10 Days

by reddit user youbetrayedme

Ben loved me. Loved, past tense. It’s only been a little over a year since we got married. Back then he promised to love only me, and be mine forever. He used to write me handwritten love letters, surprise me with flowers just because, and took me out to nice dates. But lately, it seems like he’s lost interest in me. He doesn’t look at me as lovingly as when we first met, and he always seems so distant and preoccupied.

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In this case it is actually the sun's light passing through tiny ice prisms in cirrus clouds which split the white light into the visible rays you see in the picture. #science #halo #halos #Ireallyfelttheneedtoexplainthis #rainbows #sorry #oops #rainbow #light #sun #color

A circular rainbow spotted in Pune, India. Did you know that rainbow’s are supposed to 360 degrees? Here’s my post on it