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How to Win a Guy Back in 10 Days

by reddit user youbetrayedme

Ben loved me. Loved, past tense. It’s only been a little over a year since we got married. Back then he promised to love only me, and be mine forever. He used to write me handwritten love letters, surprise me with flowers just because, and took me out to nice dates. But lately, it seems like he’s lost interest in me. He doesn’t look at me as lovingly as when we first met, and he always seems so distant and preoccupied.

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well I didn’t think i would be spending my night crying over physics homework and looking for the number of someone I’m not sure I want to talk to and that probably doesn’t wanna talk to me, but here i am

Well that’s awful

FUCK

A Story to Scare My Son, by reddit user OvenFriend

“Son, we need to have a chat about Internet Safety.” I slowly crumpled down onto the floor next to him. His laptop was open and he was playing Minecraft on a public server. His eyes were locked into the action. Comments scrolled down the side of the screen in a chat box. “Son, can you stop your game for a minute?”

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So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, "explodes" and then disappears.

The White Power Ranger doesn’t sound like a character for a kids television show.

God has left us #helpme #scared #wtf #lmao #why #minions

I have seen satan himself

Dammit

me: [cracks knuckles] let’s do some marketing

knuckles from the sonic series: ow

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At first glance it looks like the fields have been blanketed with snow but this ghostly white landscape in Australia is the work of millions of spiders.

As flood waters raced past the town of Wagga Wagga, in New South Wales, the spiders were forced to clamber up trees and bushes, spinning their webs as they climbed. (Source)

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