Another Relevant Point Without Trains Getting Involved

So I mean is this because you actually have to get this done for a class and don’t want to, cus you probably shouldn’t trust tumblr to do it for you, they’ll slip in subliminal feminist propaganda.

You are a senior in high school enrolled in AP English.  Over the winter break your teacher assigns you a project.  You must read this short story, then present a detailed analysis on its themes, motifs, and imagery.  In 200-300 words, present your analysis by taking a screenshot of the post, captioning your analysis, and then tagging #officialunitedstates.  The person with the most well-thought out analysis will win.

Am I the only one who had opportunities to do that but also had friends who would call me out on it and like announce to the class those were song lyrics

We got assigned to write a poem by our English teacher and my friend used lyrics from fall out boy and twenty one pilots and after she handed it in our English teacher kept her behind to ask if she was emotionally stable

Swiggity smooth mcbooty 4000

This is just so that my friend can find me on tumblr, please ignore lol

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My sister never cried

by reddit user aloneinthefray

When we were kids and she fell, scraping her knee, she would just giggle.

“I’mma get a band-aid, a pink one!” she said.

When her first long-term boyfriend dumped her, she laughed and offered me her arm as we made our way home.

“Guess this means we’re the hottest single chicks in school again.” she whispered gleefully into my ear, making me laugh, too.

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OLDER SASUKE IS SO HOT, I MEAN, HE IS A MIX OF ITACHI AND MADARA, MADE BY GOD'S HANDS.