Actually My Favorite Replacement For Both 'kill Myself' Jokes And Jokes About Reacting Violently To Things/people

The only trio ever actually

the demon that cursed you with infertility and the fey that you promised your firstborn are having a legal battle.

metalhead miku…..

bitches say they're fine and then scream the "I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all" in bohemian rhapsody louder than everyone else

you approach life in a practical way, i approach life in a whimsical and joyous way that holds undertones of dread and fear. we are not the same

Remus: you really put aside everything and came all this way to save me? how did you even get here?

James: several traffic violations

Peter: three counts of resisting arrest

Sirius: roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks

James: also, that's not our car

Cutie-pie of the sea (x)

*Update: this is not a real octopus but a spy bot for research. In a BBC vid(here), the spy bot helps an octopus to protect itself from sharks.

I got Shaggy!

Made a scooby doo uquiz!

Reblog with yall's results

I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.

People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.