I Got Shaggy!

Chappell Roan as Botticelli’s Venus 🐚

Mc: *just walking around Devildom with the boys*

Mc: *sees a familiar demon and freezes*

The brother: ?

Mc: What the fuck

Demon: *looks up from his phone, immediately recognising Mc* ayooo!! :D

Mc: Bitch?!!! It was literal????

Brothers: ??????

Demon: haha, yeah it is. And I see you died. Is that why you suddenly disappeared?

Mc: oh naah I'm the exchange student

Demon: oh nice! Guess I'll be seeing you in two months?

Mc: god I wish not

Demon:*fist pumps Mc* Haha, yeah, see ya in two months

Mc:*sigh*

Satan: ...who was that

Mc: my sleep paralysis demon

Brothers: ...what?

Belphie: hey I thought I was your sleep paralysis demon

Another day, another s(econd I gatekeep the Van Halen fandom from people who only view Eddie van Halen as an extension of their love for Eddie Munson and nothing else but that)lay.

Enjoy the Eddie van Halen images and fuck off if you only appreciate Eddie van Halen because he "looks like" Eddie Munson.

Sincerely,

A Van Halen and Eddie Munson fan. 💜

the mighty gar...

(my half of an art trade with @jackalspine!)

rolled a bard for an upcoming oneshot ✌️ this is Eloise Petit, local romantic dumbass

Jerry Cantrell & Eddie Van Halen Riff lords

🪐✨ I need a super graphic ultra modern girl like me!

I love this song~

Yeah, I’ve seen it.

MC: tells the brothers about periods

lucifer: ah, I see… mammon: how in the devildom are you still alive!? leviathan: Mc, are you immortal!?!? Satan: hm, I see. Asmodeus: so you suffer monthly?? My poor little sheep..! Beelzebub: *concern and confuse* so you bleed every month?.. belphie: wow, seems like being a human sucks.

While reading over the demon’s contract, you realize it was riddled with typos. Notably, ‘soul’ was misspelled as ‘sole’. You thought the demon would be pissed when you handed him 100 pairs of shoes as payment, but he just started to laugh hysterically and clap.