this is canon.
ok i have another ford headcanon. what? its nwhs birthday still? ohhh. yeaah. this is totally related to that. happy 10 years of ford or whatever. this is definitely for that and i planned this ford pines is a trinket guy. this man has 12 shelves full of just little things. figurines, stickers, posters, prints, pins, magnets, plushies. he has it all. tardis figurines. doctor who posters. star trek posters. mothman plushies. pine trees everywhere. even mcguckets inventions that hes gifted to him (THEYRE MARRIED) are put on display. he loves having stuff to look at. he loves collecting shit. every little gift hes ever received is lovingly placed on a shelf or wall. you cant see out of the back window of that mans car from the amount of stickers and decals (probably to the point where its technically illegal but that never stopped him). you cant trust that man unsupervised in a store because he WILL be making impulsive purchases (or just stealing them. you know his pockets are filled to the brim with random stuff everytime he leaves a place.) he loves it. he loves it so so so so so much. he probably has a fuck ton of piercings and accessories and jewelry too. he loves decorating himself. its so much fun for him are you kidding. stan wears flashy shit for the sake of showing wealth. ford does it for the love of the game.
what if you wanted to try a new artstyle and then nothing fucking changed
i very frequently think of the pines family cat from lost legends.
for some reason ive been thinking about stan with DID recently. his alters would basically be based on all of his fake identities throughout the years (andrew "8 ball" alcatraz, steve pineington, hal forrester, etc.) and then maybe mullet stan. i dont know enough about DID to really go into it yet but i imagine in dreamscaperers when everyone enters stan's mind they all just see a bunch of different stans telling bill off and telling him to get the fuck out of their headspace. again idk enough about DID to go into detail. but i will probably do extensive research on it because of this idea i randomly had.
friday was yesterday why am i only now thinking of drawing fiddleford..
i already posted for fiddleford friday but im thinking so hard right now im thinking about ford and dipper parallels. then it hits me. dude. fiddleford warned ford about the portal, and what did ford do? ignore him. and what happened? it almost caused the end of the world like he said it would. fiddleford warned dipper about the portal at the end of the northwest mansion mystery. what did dipper do? ignore him. what happened? the end of the world almost happened like he said it would. oh. my god. will someone just hear this man out for two god damn seconds. miscommunication must run in the pines family or something because what the fuck. and fiddleford probably didnt even remember the original portal situation yet at this point. imagine the weird feeling of deja vu he probably felt right then. but he couldnt really place where it was from. and like it was SO similar. both times he was warning the "smarter" person about the portal, and more specifically bill, and they both flat out ignored him despite how obvious the dangers really were. it kind of makes me wonder how NWHS would've turned out if someone actually fucking listened to fidds for once. maybe then stan wouldve had time to explain everything. maybe then fidds would have some amount of credibility. for being right. and its not like dipper ever apologizes to him for not listening?? at least not from what i remember lmao. fidds gets fucked over so badly at every turn. like what the fuck alex. what did the smart little hillbilly ever do to you.
you know i had to draw that evil stan twins au i talked about... also heres the bloody versions so trigger warning for that??
this therapist told him to think more positive thoughts.
mcgucket monday.
tiddleford tuesday.
widdleford wednesday.
thiddleford thursday.
fiddleford friday.
siddleford saturday.
suddleford sunday.
stan sometimes has to get up at ungodly hours of the night in order to help soos with a simple problem. ford sometimes has to have uncomfortable conversations with tate in order to explain himself and apologize. but thats not what matters.
what matters is that theyre better than filbrick
and the fact that they broke the cycle.