HOW THE FUCK DID I JUST WAKE UP TO 99+ NOTIFICATINOS WHERE DID YOU MFS COME FROM?????

hi. im damien maymdien. and i know what youre probably thinking. ive heard it 100 times. people come up to me and they go "damien. why is everything so dumb and stupid?" well thats a great question. and ill answer it for you. first lets plant some trees. okay what was your question. oh yeah the world is stupid. right. ok well have you ever found love? have you ever been in love? have you ever flown a bird? or been flown by a bird? have you ever been blo- actually lets skip that one. have you ever carried a dozen bricks down a brick road through a brick door into a brick house?

stan but he’s spamton

idk. he got cursed or something to be a puppet. it won’t go away until he fixes the portal (but he doesn’t actually know that. the guy who told him that spoke in a code he didn’t understand). most of the time he uses makeup and gloves to make himself look more human to customers. he needs to oil his hinges frequently and always has it on hand.

his hair didn't start to grow back until after he got his memories back i think? that's why all the episodes before had him bald but then after blind eye he was shown with hair when his hat was off. i think idk i might be wrong thats just how i interpreted it. bc that episode is after blind eye.

really?? oh wow. i didnt realize his hat ever came off after SotBE. thats my bad lmao.

“i dont?”

“no.”

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first meetings

(other orientation)

duuude i just realized. soos being adopted by stan + fiddauthor means that soos and tate would be cousins. i think thats cool and makes sense. like imagine soos being at the tackle shop fixing a lightbulb or something yapping about some random bullshit and tate's just sitting there running the shop listening and occasionally nodding. that just makes sense. they would definitely have that older/younger cousin dynamic. they even have the same outfits even though theyre just employee uniforms but shhh let me dream

another video.. yaaay

another video.. yaaay

heres stan wearing a bi pride shirt my dad owns. because why not. the anatomy is jacked up and so is the heart but thats okay i guess.

stan 👍